Description
Not everyone gets the joke. This hoodie is for those who do.
A quiet emblem for the ones who know the game is fixed—yet still play on.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cozy hooded sweatshirt is built for slow mornings and long walks. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood cradle your hands and head while a soft, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend holds warmth without weight. Clean lines and a minimal chest embroidery make it easy to layer over a tee or under a coat. It feels lived-in from the first wear and refuses to look tired after many washes—just the kind of dependable warmth you reach for when the day calls for comfort and calm.
Product features
– Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
– Adjustable double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
– 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric for warmth and durability
– Classic fit with tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label for comfort
– Embroidery and DTF print options; OEKO-TEX-certified, ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
