Asking questions is not prohibited — yet.


1. Where is MINISTRY based?

Nowhere and everywhere. Ministry operates in multiple territories simultaneously. Headquarters is classified. You are already inside.


2. How long does shipping take?

Shipping times depend on your obedience level and region.
On average:

  • Domestic Orders: 5–9 working days

  • International Orders: 7–21 working days
    All shipments are tracked. So are you.


3. Can I return or exchange my order?

Loyal individuals do not return products.

True loyalty is expressed by gifting Ministry™ uniforms — and expanding the reach of conformity.

Those who request a return or exchange will be added to the registry of problematic citizens and flagged as candidates for re-education.
Submit a report via Contact Form


4. How do I track my order?

Go to Order Tracking and input your ID.
You’ll receive updates unless intercepted.
If your package is late, trust the system. It knows best.


5. Do you ship worldwide?

Yes. Borders are temporary illusions.
Ministry currently serve most global regions. If the system rejects your location, it may be for a reason.


6. Is your clothing ethically made?

Ethical is what MINISTRY™ declares ethical.
Ministry do not follow shifting moral trends or subjective guidelines. Ministry creates them.
All production adheres to the standards of Control, Order, and Efficiency — the true pillars of sustainable society.
The supply chain is monitored.
The labor is obedient.
The process is streamlined.
No questions. No guilt. No illusions.

You are not a customer. You are part of the structure.


7. Can I collaborate with MINISTRY™?

You already are. Further collaboration requires absolute alignment.
Submit a formal report under “Collaboration Proposal” in Contact
You will be evaluated. Quietly.


8. Do you accept custom orders?

No. Individuals requesting custom orders will be placed under strict surveillance and monitored closely for their clearly individualistic — and therefore suspicious — behavior.


9. Who designs your pieces?

Bureaucrats.
Each garment is processed through layers of Ministry-approved aesthetic regulation.
There is no inspiration — only compliance.


10. What size should I choose?

Refer to the [Size Guide]. If in doubt, submit your body measurements for assessment.
Incorrect fit is a form of resistance.


11. Do you offer discounts?

No.
Obedience has a price.
Ministry doesn’t reward loyalty — Ministry expects it.


12. Why MINISTRY™?

Because someone has to impose order.